♠ ♥ ♦ ♣ A trick-taking card game

No Relationship is Safe

Divorce Cards is a 4-player trick-taking game of sharp bidding, rotating trumps, and two legendary blind hands where you hold your card against your forehead.

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The Cycle

17 hands. Down to one, then back up again.

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Each number = cards dealt. Colors = trump suit. Trump rotates through a fixed schedule every hand.
How it plays

Bid sharp. Play sharper.

Fixed Trump Rotation

No flipped card, no surprises. Trump follows a set schedule tied to hand size. You know what's coming. So does everyone else.

The Dealer's Curse

The dealer can't bid a number that makes all bids equal the cards in hand. Someone WILL fail their bid every single round.

Hit It or Miss It

1 point per trick won. But nail your exact bid? +10 bonus. That's the difference between 4 points and 14. Precision pays.

The Blind Hands

Card on your forehead.
Bid anyway.

The two one-card rounds are played blind. You see everyone's card but your own. Bid with what you know, what you suspect, and what you can read on their faces.

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P1
You see this
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P2
You see this
YOU
You don't see this
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P4
You see this
Scoring

The bonus is everything.

Bid 3, won 3 tricks
13 pts
3 tricks + 10 bonus = domination
Bid 3, won 4 tricks
4 pts
One extra trick, bonus gone
Bid 0, won 0 tricks
10 pts
Zero tricks, full bonus. Cold-blooded.
Bid 0, won 1 trick
1 pt
One accidental win ruins everything

Your family's game.
Now anyone can play.

Four players. Seventeen hands. One winner. Whether you're across the table or across the country, Divorce Cards plays the way it was always meant to.